• edric
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      155 months ago

      3 weeks so far lol. I’ll probably have to finally mow next week before it gets unmanageable.

  • @KISSmyOSFeddit@lemmy.world
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    455 months ago

    He’s unemployed, autistic, spends his free time configuring Linux distros, doomscrolling and falling down Wikipedia rabbit holes. You won’t believe how he met his wife!

  • Rhynoplaz
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    315 months ago

    Man goes to memorial service and learns coworker’s shocking secret!

  • Rimu
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    155 months ago

    Chaos Condo in Manila: Yowling cat, BDSM couple and Nose Job Woes Shake Up Quiet Night.

    I am not kidding. Life is strange sometimes.

    • Rimu
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      115 months ago

      Also across the hall there is a phone that rings for 10 full minutes, every day.

      And the aircon smells like mold.

      And the windows are stuck shut.

      And the bathroom smells a bit like sewer.

      Sorry, got on a roll there.

    • Dran
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      45 months ago

      Okay, I’m hooked, I have to know the non-clickbait story

  • cobysev
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    145 months ago

    Retired at 38 and living childless with his wife in the countryside… What will he do with the rest of his life? #7 may surprise you.

  • @bionicjoey@lemmy.ca
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    125 months ago

    Man waits 3 months to see his girlfriend, you won’t believe what happens next!

    She was out of town for work for a couple of months, we saw each other one time since she got back. Then before we could see eachother again, she came down with COVID and I got fucking pneumonia. So we have to wait a bit before seeing each other until we’re both healthy.

  • Ð Greıt Þu̇mpkin
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    115 months ago

    Nurgle mistakenly identifies local sedentary fatass as living in tribute to him, rewards him with the blessing of now 4 weeks of continuous digestive plague.

  • spicy pancake
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    105 months ago

    How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!

    (the answer is I am a lucky bitch whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)