“Imposing any kind of environmental regulations in businesses would destroy the entire economy, concludes team of economists paid by those businesses. Coming up next - are you doing enough to protect your family from dangerous toxins in our environment? We’ll tell you what a dumb and lazy piece of shit you are, after these ads!”
Not just yet! At least it’s not acid rain right?
Yet
gets caught in an acid rain storm
Trips balls
Just you wait. Given some of the dumb things that have come out of people’s mouths, I would definitely not be surprised to see a headline like:
BREAKING: Corporate scientists suggest microplastic problem be solved with acid rain.
“Imposing any kind of environmental regulations in businesses would destroy the entire economy, concludes team of economists paid by those businesses. Coming up next - are you doing enough to protect your family from dangerous toxins in our environment? We’ll tell you what a dumb and lazy piece of shit you are, after these ads!”