• @[email protected]
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          1512 hours ago

          The story goes that during the RNC, gay prostitutes are in high demand. There is one such guy who claims to have serviced Lindsay Graham’s anus and said that it was peppered with raised moles, which Graham lovingly refered to as his “little ladybugs”.

          Allegedly.

      • @[email protected]
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        618 hours ago

        *clenches butthole, clutches pearls, looks back and says “try again my little entomologist,” closes eyuigsxkhb

        Oh God! I blinded myself!

        • Che Banana
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          416 hours ago

          I heard this in his voice.

          MEMAW GET THE FIREPLACE TONGS