• metaStatic
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    236 hours ago

    why would I need to hide my terabytes of Linux ISO downloads?

    • @[email protected]
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      12 hours ago

      You don’t want their admin to contact you about how you’re a n00b for not using Arch.

      • @[email protected]
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        76 hours ago

        It’s all fun and games until a Microsoft Purity Enforcement squad is kicking in your door.

        • @[email protected]
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          75 hours ago

          Nah, it’s all good I subscribe to Linus Torvalds protection services. When the Microsoft vans get within four blocks of my address, They’ll drop ship in dozens of fully-armed penguin paratroopers. After the incursion they even send in a penguin based cleaner team to help get rid of the remains.

    • @[email protected]
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      24 hours ago

      Because we see which distros you’re using, and we judge you for it.

      Gentoo, in 2024? Really? You should be using Arch if that’s your thing. It’s not the 90s any more.