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  • Flying Squid
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    35 hours ago

    I hear you get to ride on New York subways for free if you do that while publicly masturbating.

    • @[email protected]
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      137 minutes ago

      actually, they’ll shoot you. And the officer that shot you will then shoot another officer. And then the corrupt mayor will go in TV to celebrate the cops that shot an unarmed man, making it sound like the cop that was shot was a hero who wasn’t shot by the other bastard cop.