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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink47•1 year agoDid you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink56•1 year agoThe prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoWhy do I hear progressively closer popping noises??
Did you hear?!!! The prince is going around the kingdom trying to find his true love 💕😘! If the butt plug fits you, then you could be the one!
Does… Does he wash it first?
The prince does no such things. Now turn around, let’s see if your the princess 😘💞. It’s gonna feel a little warm because he just tried it over there.
That last sentence cracked me up
Why do I hear progressively closer popping noises??
Well, princess or “princess”.