On the bridge, so officers can look cool. No way the “we have first backup, but what about second backup” federation doesn’t have redundant, localized inertia damping in the cargo bays.
Yeah, but after you’re ultimately responsible for breaking the spine of the Klingon officer who almost certainly outranks you, you make sure that cargo doesn’t budge even if the ship does a barrel roll without dampeners and gravity going on and off.
Yeah, but they’re maneuvering at appreciable fractions of the speed of light when they travel at impulse, so there’s no way anyone survives if they’re all offline. They have to mean that the primaries are offline, or they’re offline in certain sections, or something like that.
Dude, have you ever watched TNG? The dampers go offline constantly.
On the bridge, so officers can look cool. No way the “we have first backup, but what about second backup” federation doesn’t have redundant, localized inertia damping in the cargo bays.
Yeah, but after you’re ultimately responsible for breaking the spine of the Klingon officer who almost certainly outranks you, you make sure that cargo doesn’t budge even if the ship does a barrel roll without dampeners and gravity going on and off.
Without dampers, the entire crew become jam splotches on the back walls when the enterprise makes any maneuver
And yet, “inertial dampeners offline” is a really common phrase in Star Trek shows.
To the point that you can literally get it on a shirt.
Yeah, but they’re maneuvering at appreciable fractions of the speed of light when they travel at impulse, so there’s no way anyone survives if they’re all offline. They have to mean that the primaries are offline, or they’re offline in certain sections, or something like that.
Well somehow those certain sections always include the bridge.