• @[email protected]
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    201 year ago

    I have not owned or worn sweatpants for three decades but everything else applies to me. Am I unknowingly a goblin?

    • Clay_pidgin
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      11 year ago

      I have one pair, but I did not purchase them myself and I only wear them as a layer under snowpants. I do have some excercise pants for excercising, but they aren’t made of sweatpant material.

      • @[email protected]
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        51 year ago

        But do you pile and hoard stuff, do you like to sit in a mound of blankets, do you eat stuff indiscriminately? All of that matters…

        • Clay_pidgin
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          31 year ago

          Sadly, no. I don’t think I’m qualified to be a goblin. More’s the pity.

          • @[email protected]
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            31 year ago

            Not to worry, I’m convinced you’re a good fren everyone wants to hang out with. Goblin-ness not mandatory.

            • Clay_pidgin
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              31 year ago

              I am a friend to goblins, anyway! My spirit animal is the American opossum: odd looking but kind of cute. Not well liked but actually very helpful.