• TheTechnician27
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      814 hours ago

      It’s for when someone walks in thinking they’re all hot shit. You give them the cold shit to bring them to room-temperature shit.

      • numbermess
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        413 hours ago

        Do you know what a shit barometer is, boy? Measures the Shit Pressure in the air. When the Barometer rises, and you’ll feel it too, your ears will implode with the Shit Pressure. I tried to warn you, Bubs, but you picked the wrong side! Beware, the Shit Winds are a-comin!