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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉M to [email protected] • 1 year ago
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    You can absolutely get the corpse unembalmed but you won’t find any mortician willing to do this. You can do it yourself with a ton of Dermestid beetles, though, but it’s gonna smell awful.

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      42•1 year ago

      There’s gotta be a service that does this, though.

      With some searching around, I found this place in Oklahoma: https://skullcleaning.com/

      They mainly deal with hunting trophies but their price list covers almost every vertebrate animal you could think of: https://skullcleaning.com/services/skull-cleaning-pricelist/

      “Human” is conspicuously absent, of course, but then you go to the “Skeletal Articulation” page and the first photo is of a fucking Centaur lmfao: https://skullcleaning.com/services/skeleton-articulation/

      I feel like if you called up and asked, you at leastwouldn’t get a hard “no”. I’d bet good money that they’ve done work on human cadavers before.

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        19•1 year ago

        I love the suspicious amount of research you put into this

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          10•1 year ago

          What can I say, it nerd-sniped me.

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        11•1 year ago

        Human remains will only be accepted from bona-fide educational facilities. Contact us for more details.

        Likely an explicit no. :(

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