My mom and her prayer warriors have been praying to get my car fixed quickly. My car has been in the shop for a month. Apparently the omniscient omnipresent God of the universe can’t fix a car.

  • AtomicHotSauce
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    52 months ago

    One of my cousins thanked god that she was able to pay her credit card debt. I nearly broke my neck whilst rolling my eyes at her online post.

    • @[email protected]OP
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      112 months ago

      🙄

      My mom says god works through people. If I have to do all the work, what do I need god for?

      The cognitive dissonance is strong with these people.