• Flying SquidOP
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      2120 days ago

      I am tired of these sick, disgusting rumors about JD Vance.

      Does that look like a couch to you?

      He fucks couches.

      • Ioughttamow
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        820 days ago

        Well yeah, but, would he have a platonic relationship with a glider?

        • Flying SquidOP
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          1120 days ago

          JD Vance does not have friendships with anything, human, animal or otherwise. All of his relationships are transactional.

          • Ioughttamow
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            620 days ago

            Even with the other organisms from his home world? Guess they really didn’t send their best

            • Flying SquidOP
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              920 days ago

              Are you suggesting JD Vance is an alien? That’s ludicrous and I won’t have it.

              I shall be writing a letter to the factory where he was manufactured letting them know of this accusation and I hope you’ll be hearing from their lawyer!