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arrow-up1375arrow-down1imagethe LDS church controls $8.3 trillion in wealth. They could afford to flood Ukraine with biblically accurate fighter jets. These would cover more ground than bicycleslemmy.world@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 26 days agomessage-square52
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•26 days ago“In the name of god” Fires sidewinder at target “Fuck you” Target blows up
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•26 days agoA good Mornon would say “Fudge you.” You ain’t gonna get a recommend from your Stake President if you use language like that. Don’t forget to pay your tithing and fast offerings!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•25 days agoNah, fudge is for kids and Christmas. For outbursts, use “fetch,” and in this context, “screw” is appropriate.
“In the name of god”
Fires sidewinder at target
“Fuck you”
Target blows up
A good Mornon would say “Fudge you.” You ain’t gonna get a recommend from your Stake President if you use language like that.
Don’t forget to pay your tithing and fast offerings!
Nah, fudge is for kids and Christmas. For outbursts, use “fetch,” and in this context, “screw” is appropriate.