• @[email protected]
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    3427 days ago

    Let me fix that…

    “I stubbed my toe the other day and it LITERALLY felt worse than getting your head chopped off”

    • Icalasari
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      927 days ago

      To be fair, if a guillotine is used, the blood pressure drop is probably going to knock you out before the searing pain prior to death kicks in, so a stubbed toe could arguably feel worse

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