Flying Squid to [email protected]English • 1 month agoOmnipotent being vs. Metal horse cart. Winner: Metal horse cart.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square17arrow-up1172arrow-down12
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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•1 month agoI mean, to play devil’s advocate, God being with Judah could have just been a colloquial way of saying they were successful, not necessarily that God couldn’t defeat an army with tricked-out wheels.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•1 month agoWhat’s the point in being the chosen people of a god if the god can’t even be bothered to help you conquer some heathens?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoApparently, getting to genocide the direct descendants of your God’s all-human all-God all-Spirit Earthly manifestation 2500 years later
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish20•1 month agoBut alas fun could not resume, for they had jokes of iron.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish5•1 month agoCould God tell a joke so bad that even He couldn’t laugh at it?
minus-squarekamenLady.linkfedilinkEnglish3•1 month agoOk, it’s the devil’s advocate, but they’re still playing.
I mean, to play devil’s advocate, God being with Judah could have just been a colloquial way of saying they were successful, not necessarily that God couldn’t defeat an army with tricked-out wheels.
What’s the point in being the chosen people of a god if the god can’t even be bothered to help you conquer some heathens?
Apparently, getting to genocide the direct descendants of your God’s all-human all-God all-Spirit Earthly manifestation 2500 years later
You’re no fun.
Fair enough. Fun may resume at will.
But alas fun could not resume, for they had jokes of iron.
Could God tell a joke so bad that even He couldn’t laugh at it?
any of your dad’s jokes should work.
The Father, Son, and the Dad Jokes
Ok, it’s the devil’s advocate, but they’re still playing.