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  • @[email protected]OP
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    533 months ago

    One of my favorite mispronounciations comes from the joke how there’s 5 words in the English language with “meow” in them:

    meow
    meows
    meowing
    meowed
    homeowner

    I’m a happy ho-meow-ner

    • @[email protected]
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      113 months ago

      I checked the list of 370k english words I downloaded from github a while ago and yeah, its true other than the variants of homeowner (homeowners, homeownership)

      I was looking at some other random words, heres some I found:

      • self: weaselfish, damselfish
      • eye: greyer, honeyed, journeyed, etc
      • bear: beard

      this got me interested so I wrote a program to find each time a small word bridges the gap between two larger words in a compound word, honestly the funnier part of its outputs is the weird ‘compound words’ its finding, like “asp: aspirating: as, pirating” or “at: deepseated: deepsea, ted” (ted, apparently, meaning ‘to scatter hay for drying’). Occasionally it finds good ones, like “ices: apprenticeship: apprentice, ship” or “hen: archenemy: arch, enemy”, and it did find the meow one. It does allow the small word to contain the first word in a compound word, because that can still give some interesting ones like “warp: warplanes: war, planes”. It probably would have been a lot better if I had actually used a list of compound words, it tries to find its own very slowly which does allow it to find any possible combination for any word

      anyways, here’s the list