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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago

Ha ha take that tea drinkers

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Ha ha take that tea drinkers

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@[email protected] to [email protected]English • 1 year ago
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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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    23•1 year ago

    Every other page is a dick picture.

    • kersploosh
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      22•1 year ago

      Go on.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        19•1 year ago

        They’re all mine but the lighting is creative and sometimes I put a hat on it.

        • @[email protected]
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          14•1 year ago

          Stop, I can only subscribe that hard

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 year ago

            I just subscribed all over my Spiderman underoos.

        • @[email protected]
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          10•1 year ago

          Does your blog support RSS?

          • @[email protected]
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            Are the TCP sockets locally sourced?

    • @[email protected]
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      12•1 year ago

      Regardless, this restructuring of burger engineering opens up some new thinking. The longstanding dilemma, of course, is how one prevents the slipperiness caused by tomato slices.

      • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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        9•1 year ago

        Unless it’s a tomato fresh from a garden, like I’m talking about still warm from the sun, then it doesn’t belong on a burger.

        • @[email protected]
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          8•1 year ago

          If you have a fresh tomato, it’s hard to beat a BLT to showcase the freshness of the tomato. Aside from just eating it sliced with a pinch of sea salt, of course.

          • @[email protected]
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            8•1 year ago

            Plus a little fresh cracked pep.

            • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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              3•1 year ago

              I fucking hate Canadians.

              • @[email protected]
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                3•1 year ago

                Even Mike Myers, Catherine O’Hara, Phil Hartman, Martin Short, Leslie Nielson, Colin Mochrie, The Kids in the Hall, Tommy Chong, Michael J. Fox?? John Candy?!?

                • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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                  3•1 year ago

                  Yes.

                  • @[email protected]
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                    5•1 year ago

                    Fair enough. To each their own.

          • @[email protected]
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            3•1 year ago

            Put it on a bagel with some cream cheese and fresh basil? Cracked pepper if you like?

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            3•1 year ago

            I like your style.

          • Maeve
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            2•1 year ago

            Why not just on a sandwich, with a little mayo, salt, and pepper? Or a homemade biscuit or scone?

            • @[email protected]
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              2•1 year ago

              A BLT is a sandwich with bacon lettuce tomato (and mayo if you like). You get the saltiness from the bacon.

              I’m not sure if I’d put tomato on what I’d call a biscuit though. https://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/southern-biscuits-recipe-2041990. I’m curious about what you have in mind.

              • Maeve
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                1•1 year ago

                I’d encourage you to give it a try, if you’re inclined. The simplicity is divine.

        • @[email protected]
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          7•1 year ago

          My parents had grape tomato bushes growing in the backyard that my older sister and I would pick off the vine growing up. Divine. I enjoy a burger that warrants a slice, but have yet to devise a means to reasonably contain it. As Celebrity Jeopardy Sean Connery said “Failing to do so is my greatest regret.”

          • Davel23
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            7•1 year ago

            My grandma had an apricot tree. I have never tasted an apricot as good as the ones that came from that tree.

            • @[email protected]
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              6•1 year ago

              Grown with love and dowsed in those tasty old school pesticides! Gives em a kick!

          • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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            2•1 year ago

            A fresh tomato is squishy, not slippery like a mealy store ripen piece of shit so it contains itself.

        • Maeve
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          3•1 year ago

          Curious how lettuce, full of water, protects the structural integrity of the bottom part of the bun? I’m not saying it doesn’t, rather that it seems counterintuitive.

          • @[email protected]
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            5•1 year ago

            It is just a water barrier. So anything water/wet can not get to the bun. But you need some adhesion layer, like sometime sticky below and above, perhaps with sharp edges from crunchy onions to really lock the layer in place. Then build up more layers.

            • Maeve
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              2•1 year ago

              I’ll try that, next time, thanks!

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