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minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆linkfedilinkEnglish215•1 year agoHell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers: …to get coffee? …for a movie night? …for lunch/dinner? …to hang out and chat at the park? …to meet at the library for a quick game of Cones of Dunshire? Basically anything but that.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•1 year agoyou don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink53•1 year agoWhat about …to build my Rivendell Lego set? …to play some Goldeneye? …to paint my Skaven army?
minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆linkfedilinkEnglish46•1 year agoWho knows? Maybe she’s down… …to lay waste to the city of Carthage for the glory of the Empire. …to slay King Harold, forever changing the English language. …for a brisk walk with the boys to the Atlantic Ocean…but first, a pit stop in Atlanta.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-21 year agoI hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be It’s the republic not the empire Sorry I’ll leave now
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish25•1 year agoSave some women for the rest of us, sheesh
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•1 year agoIf she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•1 year agoDude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately. Trust me, I did.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish32•1 year ago"Are you down…: … To get barebacked? Haha jk… Unless? Haha sorry my cat typed that…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink25•1 year agoYou need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•1 year agoHe could have just copy pasted these bullet points
Hell, even “are you down…” isn’t bad. Suggested finishers:
Basically anything but that.
Damnit now I wanna smash
Sad ooh-ah-ah-ah-ah
you don’t even get to finish the last ah before she weds you
What about
Who knows? Maybe she’s down…
… to remove kebab
I hate that I’m doing this but the history need within me can’t let this one be
It’s the republic not the empire
Sorry I’ll leave now
Save some women for the rest of us, sheesh
If she says yes to the Skaven it’s your duty as a proud Dawi to crush her skull lest she infiltrates the clan.
Dude, if she says yes to building a skaven army, you wife her immediately.
Trust me, I did.
That’s a grudgin
Then we’re back to “Wanna smash?”
"Are you down…:
What a shame — I kinda love it
You need to sweeten the pot with calzones if you expect anyone to play cones of dunshire as a first date.
He could have just copy pasted these bullet points