A 3-year-old driving a golf cart struck and killed a 7-year-old on Monday afternoon in Fort Myers, Florida, according to a news release from the Florida Highway Patrol.
Fair enough. I originally figured the absurdity of the situation might be enough to push it over the line, but on second thought, it probably needs another bit of absurdity or irony to really sound like an Onion headline.
If there’s a consensus that it doesn’t belong, I’ll delete it.
It certainly does after reading the other headline about the 3 yo shooting the 1 yo with a gun. This seems satirical of that headline while being real.
That, unfortunately, does not sound like an Onion headline.
Fair enough. I originally figured the absurdity of the situation might be enough to push it over the line, but on second thought, it probably needs another bit of absurdity or irony to really sound like an Onion headline.
If there’s a consensus that it doesn’t belong, I’ll delete it.
I don’t think it’s worth deleting necessarily. I was just making a jab of my own.
It does sound like FloridaMan however. Florida… Child?
It certainly does after reading the other headline about the 3 yo shooting the 1 yo with a gun. This seems satirical of that headline while being real.