When I was a kid, I remember seeing an ad in my belovedly ridiculous, now defunct Weekly World News for anti-meteorite bracelets. Maybe I should have gotten one.
And if you had also ordered the ‘X-Ray Glasses’ … you’d be able to lie in bed at night and see right through your roof to keep on eye out for any falling meteorites
When I was a kid, I remember seeing an ad in my belovedly ridiculous, now defunct Weekly World News for anti-meteorite bracelets. Maybe I should have gotten one.
WWN has a newsletter still it’s amazing
I keep mine next to my tiger-repellent rock!
And if you had also ordered the ‘X-Ray Glasses’ … you’d be able to lie in bed at night and see right through your roof to keep on eye out for any falling meteorites