• @[email protected]
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      82 months ago

      No, we’ve been instructed to live in interesting times, and goddammit that’s what we’re doing.

      • masterofn001
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        122 months ago

        Whoever read this fortune forgot to add the mandatory “in bed” at the end.

        Now, we’re all fucked.

        • TipRing
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          52 months ago

          Now we’re all fucked… in bed!

          That is my preferred location.

          • @[email protected]
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            22 months ago

            Idk man, sometimes switching things up is nice, gets boring when you just do it in the same place all the time.

        • @[email protected]
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          32 months ago

          Fortune? No, we’re up against some real monkey’s paw shit at this point. Someone blurted out all five wishes at once without thinking, and here we are.