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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•13 days agoLimerence eh? Well ok. There once was a man from Nantucket…
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink8•edit-213 days agoThere was a young man that said “damn” For it certainly seems that I am A creature that moves in determinate grooves I’m not even a bus, I’m a tram
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•12 days agoI want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•3 days agoI know a different version from the other two: There once was a man from Nantucket Who put all his shit in a bucket And one day he tripped And the bucket, it flipped And he said “ah well fuck it”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•12 days agoThere are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is: There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•12 days agoReally? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•12 days agoOH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by “Nantucket”) but not always.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink7•edit-212 days agoAs an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in: There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin, “If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish6•12 days agoOmg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it! Thank you so much 🙂
Limerence eh? Well ok.
There once was a man from Nantucket…
There was a young man that said “damn”
For it certainly seems that I am
A creature that moves in determinate grooves
I’m not even a bus, I’m a tram
I want you to finish it. No one ever finishes it. I don’t even know the rest of the limerick because no one ever finishes it!
I know a different version from the other two:
There once was a man from Nantucket
Who put all his shit in a bucket
And one day he tripped
And the bucket, it flipped
And he said “ah well fuck it”
There are a metric fuckton of limericks that start with that phrase. A common one is:
There was a young man from Nantucket Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin As he wiped off his chin, "If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."Really? I never knew because I had never heard anyone ever finish one!
It’s truly dirty.
OH yeah, lmao. They usually are (owing to the rhyme scheme started by “Nantucket”) but not always.
As an actual man from Nantucket (though not that one) lemme fill you in:
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
He said with a grin,
As he wiped off his chin,
“If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.”
Omg that’s awful, no wonder people never finish it!
Thank you so much 🙂