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  • Brudder Aaron
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    191 year ago

    Wash that down with a Diet Coca-Cola™. Vitamins keep the bubbles fizzy!

    • dlanm2u
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      181 year ago

      Oh no, I drank some Dihydrogen monoxide! I hope I don’t die, cases of death from Dihydrogen monoxide exposure are quite common

      • Setarkus.LW
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        91 year ago

        As long as it’s mixed with a slight amount of sodium chloride along with some other natural minerals you should be fine. I heard drinking it pure makes your cells explode

      • @Mongostein@lemmy.ca
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        41 year ago

        I heard somewhere that all serial killers have used dihydrogen monoxide at least twice in their lives