• Tedrow
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    2520 days ago

    Come on, you know adults don’t like things that taste good!

    • 🇰 🔵 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️
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      20 days ago

      “Gimme a drink that burns like fuck going down and tastes like old wood.”

      “Here’s your whiskey. And for you, sir?”

      “I want the same burning, but can mine taste like pine sol?”

      “Here’s your gin.”

    • Nougat
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      720 days ago

      Old people do be eatin that liver at the diner tho