If you don’t want a part of your body to get sore, then that part shouldn’t be pushing against something that doesn’t move along with it. That’s the thinking behind the vabsRider bicycle saddle, the two sides of which pivot in time with your pedaling.
Might just sensually juggle them instead of chewing them like a Sami native.
That might be an interesting ride. Maybe they’ll release the “XS” model next year.