That’s it

  • @[email protected]
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    -84 months ago

    Are you male or female? Males, yeah, that’s how we high five. Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm. The same way you’d high five a kid basically.

    • Null User Object
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      234 months ago

      Males, yeah, that’s how we high five.

      No, we don’t.

      Females I go waaaaaay lighter on. Like a fist bump with your palm.

      And the intended recipients are all psychic and can tell that your delivery will be different than every other drunk high-fiver they’ve previously encountered. Right?

    • @[email protected]
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      144 months ago

      Dude everyone hates your high fives. Everyone. Penis or no. You over aggressive high fivin’ fool. (I mean this mostly in jest, if it stings for 30min you’re a wuss)

      • @[email protected]
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        -34 months ago

        …I mean…I don’t high five them with my penis. Wait, have I been doing high fives wrong???