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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish33•4 months agoIt would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out. Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun. I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right. “I wanted a wall but not against me!”
minus-square@djsoren19linkfedilinkEnglish11•4 months agowait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn’t Trump just claim it as a yuge win?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•4 months agoThat’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•4 months agoSomehow Mexico’s wall would be racist and an affront to American “Freedoms”. The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish8•edit-24 months agoIrony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish2•4 months agoHow many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•edit-24 months agoThe cartels aren’t assassinating people that don’t fight political corruption.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•4 months agoWell, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish1•4 months agoJournalists… maybe… but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.
It would be deeply, deeply ironic if Mexico decided to build a wall to keep US out.
Tightened up visa requirements, making it require an act of Congress to be able to visit Cancun.
I predict a brexit-like reaction from the alt-right.
“I wanted a wall but not against me!”
wait but, if Mexico builds a wall and pays for it, wouldn’t Trump just claim it as a yuge win?
This was his plan the whole time.
That’s only if the guards are ours; they won’t be in this scenario.
Somehow Mexico’s wall would be racist and an affront to American “Freedoms”.
The right would be calling for war before the first brick was laid.
Irony is long dead. This headline could easily be real fucking news.
How many politicians have cartels assassinated in Mexico again?
I think we need some cartels…
The cartels aren’t assassinating people that don’t fight political corruption.
Well, they also assassinate journalists, environmentalists, other notable activists too
Journalists… maybe… but the rest of this makes them sound pretty mean.