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minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink11•1 month agoRaise your hand if you saw the original Hans shot first version of Star Wars in the theater. Additionally, I remember my mother going to see Elvis live. The real one, not some seedy Vegas lounge impersonator.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•30 days agoIf she did that before you were born, too, there is a chance Elvis is your father.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•edit-230 days agoSpacetime has just warped my brain if I can remember her doing something before I was born.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink2•30 days agoWho knows what kind of powers a son (daughter?) of Elvis has.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppetlinkfedilinkEnglish3•30 days agoHmm, OP, can you do a little jig better than most people? Do your hips seem to gyrate of their own accord? Do you have great hair?
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•30 days agoHave you ever deep kissed a line of girls and they were into it?
Raise your hand if you saw the original Hans shot first version of Star Wars in the theater.
Additionally, I remember my mother going to see Elvis live. The real one, not some seedy Vegas lounge impersonator.
If she did that before you were born, too, there is a chance Elvis is your father.
Spacetime has just warped my brain if I can remember her doing something before I was born.
Who knows what kind of powers a son (daughter?) of Elvis has.
Hmm, OP, can you do a little jig better than most people? Do your hips seem to gyrate of their own accord? Do you have great hair?
Have you ever deep kissed a line of girls and they were into it?