cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/16157729
Idaho bar celebrates “Heterosexual Awesomeness Month” with free beer for straight men
How do you prove your sexuality to others?
You have to make out with the bartender for 5 minutes and then they check to see whether you’ve gotten a boner or not.
But if I don’t get one, how do they know if I’m hetero or just asexual?
Asexual people don’t exist in MAGALand, silly!
It’s a male bartender
You have to stare at the bar tender’s gaping arsehole for 30 seconds without getting an erection. It’s the only way to be sure.
Next month: pink eye awareness month!
Edit: Court ordered pink eye awareness month
The bartender sucks your dick and if you don’t cum then you get a free beer.
Hell yeah I knew my performance anxiety would come in handy someday