• unalivejoy
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    7 months ago

    Are they going to ban washing your hands next?

    Washing your hands removes vital oils used by forensics to identify you at a crime scene.

    /s

    • @MrJameGumb@lemmy.world
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      587 months ago

      “if you haven’t committed a crime then you have nothing to worry about!”

      -some republican who has committed a litany of crimes