Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • @Mango@lemmy.world
    link
    fedilink
    English
    -187 months ago

    So poopy water goes everywhere and soggy TP goes all over my butt. You call that clean. Enjoy the splashed about bits of everyone else’s poop around the thinnest and least protected membranes in your body. I’m not wasting any more break time replying to you.

    • @TwistyLex@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      English
      87 months ago

      I’m sitting here wondering… Do you think a bidet uses the water currently in the bowl? Or that it sprays through that water? Because it doesn’t.

    • @slickgoat@lemmy.world
      link
      fedilink
      English
      47 months ago

      Once again, it looks like you have never used a bidet yet somehow have the confidence to get everything wrong.

      Or, you have tried to use a bidet and did some kind of three stooges bit in the process.

      Clearly bidets are not for you, Sir.

        • Patapon Enjoyer
          link
          fedilink
          English
          3
          edit-2
          7 months ago

          You take a shower every time you take a shit or do you just shit, take your clothes off, head to the shower and spread your cheeks for a minute?

    • @jol@discuss.tchncs.de
      link
      fedilink
      English
      37 months ago

      Please take the words of experience of this thread: your perspective is incorrect. It’s OK to change your mind. Bidets don’t plash shit everywhere and your but can be as clean as it could be without using soap.