Sofia “Buff Girlfriend” @sofiabuffgf

Installing a bidet at home was life changing but unfortunately it’s transformed pooping on company time from a small proletarian victory into yet another grueling humiliation of inadequate working conditions.

  • @[email protected]English
    13•2 months ago

    to check that you’re actually pooping

    AI will do that soon. Until then, managers can ask employees to donate vacation hours to make up for people who take too long in the bathroom.

    • DessertStorms
      5•2 months ago

      AI will do that soon.

      I guess pass that hurdle when we get to it…

      managers can ask employees to donate vacation hours to make up for people who take too long in the bathroom.

      They can ask lol