• Flying Squid
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      42 months ago

      If cats could read and open doors, they would collectively go to Finland to push it over with a huge mass of pure cat power.

      • @[email protected]
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        22 months ago

        With some levers, definitely doable. With just paws? Eh.

        Also, cats can definitely open doors. Not all cats, but I know a few.

        • Flying Squid
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          12 months ago

          I’m talking doors to the outside so they can escape to Finland to knock the rock over.

          • @[email protected]
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            12 months ago

            I get that’s what you meant, but technically the way it was worded…

            And the cats I know are cats who frequently roam outdoors and are Finnish. Perhaps they’ve just not seen this post, as outside cats rarely doomscroll.

            • Flying Squid
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              12 months ago

              Indeed they don’t doomscroll much. See my first point, re the fact that cats can’t read.

              • @[email protected]
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                22 months ago

                Being literate isn’t a requirement for scrolling though, although I do hesitate on how much “doom” applies to things like this.

                But that’s clearly an indoors house-cat, so my hypothesis that outside cats doomscroll less is still valid.

    • RandomLegend
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      12 months ago

      You understimate the sheer amount of “i-want-to-push-over-things-energy” of a cat.