Had the song It’s Raining Men stuck in my head. Got me thinking. Would my home owners insurance cover the damages to my house? And what about the clean up?

  • Granite
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    77 months ago

    Are these spontaneously generated men or are they pre-existing dudes who got teleported into the sky?

    • Ghostalmedia
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      67 months ago

      Just run of the mill spontaneously generated men. No crazy teleportation stuff. This ain’t Star Trek.

      • Rentlar
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        27 months ago

        They’ll have enough time in their short lives to think “Welp, just my luck…”

        • @[email protected]
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          77 months ago

          “And wow! Hey! What’s this thing suddenly coming towards me very fast? Very very fast. So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like … ow … ound … round … ground! That’s it! That’s a good name – ground! I wonder if it will be friends with me?”

    • insomniac_lemon
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      37 months ago

      ME: “Wow I can’t exist with how hot and sunny it is today. A-” <disappears>

      The man cycle.

      • Possibly linux
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        7 months ago

        That would be horrible. Just imagine its staggered so you see your own death coming