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    223 months ago

    I was told by a doctor at 12 that I should never drink soda, caffeine, alcohol, or smoke to try to reduce stomach pain.

    Also I’m a male so it can’t be period pains or pregnancy.

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      163 months ago

      Haha oh yeah and I was in character responding to your fake useless doctor.

      The things lazy doctors always wanna blame: Weight Pregnancy Period Smoking Lack of sleep Stress

      The last one is fun, because how do you argue you’re not stressed? I can prove I’m not the other ones. But I’m here for the 4th time this year, I spent all last weekend vomiting after following the laid out diet perfectly, yes, yes I’m stressed!

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      3 months ago

      I’m just playing off the fact that no matter what your problem is doctors will always tell you to stop smoking.

      Broke your arm? Stop smoking.
      Etc etc

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        -33 months ago

        It’s really fucking shit honestly, I’ve left doctors over that.

        Yes, I know I need to quit smoking, but that’s an entirely separate issue from whatever the fuck is causing my foot to swell up like a balloon