@[email protected] to [email protected] • 3 months agoGet railed in a sundress seasonNSFWlemmy.worldimagemessage-square38arrow-up1525arrow-down112
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minus-squareteftlinkfedilink79•3 months agoIsn’t one of their big rules “Be fruitful and multiply”? I take that to mean getting railed in sundresses is perfectly christian.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish28•3 months agoAnd the Lord commandeth, “Go forth and do some ho shit”
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink6•3 months ago‘Go forth and receive eternal life.’ But John came fifth and won a toaster.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink18•3 months agoAnd by be fruitful and multiply he clearly meant, only having sex with the lights out, under the covers, in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink14•3 months agoOnly if it involves getting nailed while on a cross Yeah I’m going to hell.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•3 months agoimagine getting nailed so hard they make 4 extra holes
Isn’t one of their big rules “Be fruitful and multiply”?
I take that to mean getting railed in sundresses is perfectly christian.
And the Lord commandeth, “Go forth and do some ho shit”
“Do some shit” definitely implies anal.
“Go fourth” suggests a group setting.
‘Go forth and receive eternal life.’
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
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And by be fruitful and multiply he clearly meant, only having sex with the lights out, under the covers, in the missionary position, for the sole purpose of procreation.
Only if it involves getting nailed while on a cross
Yeah I’m going to hell.
I’ll keep you company, I laughed
imagine getting nailed so hard they make 4 extra holes
A night with my ex and our buddies