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minus-squarePlasterAnalystlinkfedilink60•6 months agoMe: breathing in oxygen and exhaling CO2 Cops: you’re under arrest.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish10•6 months agoThat’s the least of your worries - no more farting!!!
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish9•6 months agoYou can’t tell me what to do! sharts 🫠
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink1•6 months agoYou can take away my life but you’ll never take…my FLATULENCE!
Me: breathing in oxygen and exhaling CO2
Cops: you’re under arrest.
That’s the least of your worries - no more farting!!!
You can’t tell me what to do!
sharts
🫠
freedom releases
You can take away my life but you’ll never take…my FLATULENCE!
Fuck can I at least rust?