FartsWithAnAccent to Not The [email protected] • 3 months agoA Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Daywww.self.comexternal-linkmessage-square23arrow-up1192arrow-down111file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
arrow-up1181arrow-down1external-linkA Quick ‘Fart Walk’ Might Be Just What You Need to End Your Daywww.self.comFartsWithAnAccent to Not The [email protected] • 3 months agomessage-square23file-textcross-posted to: [email protected]
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish17•3 months agoBut both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected. Be careful out there fart walkers.
minus-squarerhsJacklinkfedilinkEnglish12•3 months agoBut without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don’t have to fear. I mean, we’re still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish4•3 months agoFart-space-walking really sounds like a terrible idea. Unless they have some sort of charcoal filtered undies up there.
minus-squareFartsWithAnAccentOPlinkfedilink2•3 months agoYou gotta think like NASA: Store the farts and use them as propulsion!
But both can also be disastrous. You could misstep and roll an ankle, or a fart could end up with more substance than expected.
Be careful out there fart walkers.
But without the first pioneers, how would we know the risks? I salute you, fart walking astronauts! You took the risks and paved the way so we don’t have to fear. I mean, we’re still going to check for skid marks but someone has to go there first.
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Fart-space-walking really sounds like a terrible idea. Unless they have some sort of charcoal filtered undies up there.
You gotta think like NASA: Store the farts and use them as propulsion!
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