“Now where is the mechanism that brainwashes the user to hate capitalism?”
“That’s in the game. You see, Vlad, we put special hats in the game and the only way to obtain them is by buying keys to unlock boxes that only give you a small, random chance at getting the hat you want.”
“And it can play all the games at 144fps in 4k?”
“Da.”
“Now where is the mechanism that brainwashes the user to hate capitalism?”
“That’s in the game. You see, Vlad, we put special hats in the game and the only way to obtain them is by buying keys to unlock boxes that only give you a small, random chance at getting the hat you want.”
“Da… Da… This pleases me.”