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minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish4•8 months agoI keep hearing Jesus above me. If he doesn’t stfu, I’m going to send a complaint to the apartment manager.
minus-square@orphiebaby@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish1•8 months agoMan, I’m trying so hard to think of one thing Jesus did in the Bible that was noisy, for a joking response. But I can’t think of any.
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 ℹ️linkfedilinkEnglish2•edit-28 months agoHe got rowdy in church once. IIRC he tipped a table over that was being used by some money lenders.
minus-square@orphiebaby@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglish0•8 months agoAnd chased them out with a makeshift whip, too.
I keep hearing Jesus above me.
If he doesn’t stfu, I’m going to send a complaint to the apartment manager.
Man, I’m trying so hard to think of one thing Jesus did in the Bible that was noisy, for a joking response. But I can’t think of any.
He got rowdy in church once. IIRC he tipped a table over that was being used by some money lenders.
And chased them out with a makeshift whip, too.