• @over_clox@lemmy.world
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      -198 months ago

      Sadly I agree ☹️

      Still, I got the nuts to literally pull the barrel to my head and dare them to do it.

      They think twice when I do that, and I’m still here.

      • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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        128 months ago

        That might be how it works for Hollywood tough guys, but that’s not how it works in real life.

        In reality, when someone holds a gun to you and you tell them to go ahead and shoot, they aren’t impressed and intimidated by how much of a badass you are, they just shoot you.

        • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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          -128 months ago

          Excuse you, but I’m telling real life here. I have zero fucks to give.

          My own nerve to retaliate in such a way shocked my potential attackers so much that they didn’t know what to do.

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            88 months ago

            Excuse you, but I’m telling real life here. I have zero fucks to give.

            Yeah and I’m the king of Nepal 😄

            My own nerve to retaliate in such a way shocked my potential attackers so much that they didn’t know what to do.

            Suuure it did… 🙄

        • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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          -208 months ago

          Oh I love it, folks can hate me all day long. Guess who is still alive, after having a gun pulled to my head more than once.

          I have a force to my voice that’ll make anyone piss their pants, when I need to use such voice anyways.

          • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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            168 months ago

            I have a force to my voice that’ll make anyone piss their pants, when I need to use such voice anyways

            And I can shoot lightning bolts out of my ass.

            • @Sciaphobia@lemm.ee
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              68 months ago

              Better be careful. He sounds like he means business. You don’t wanna be on the receiving end of the piss voice.

              • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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                18 months ago

                I wonder if his piss voice conducts electricity like its namesake, in which case I better watch my ass while farting around him 🤔

      • @over_clox@lemmy.world
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        -178 months ago

        I see I’ve been downvoted, not like I care.

        I’m smart enough to analyze my opponent, and even smarter to know when the gun ain’t loaded.

        Do you folks have any idea how fast people shit their pants when they realize they tried to shoot you in the head with what you already knew was an unloaded gun?