• Flying Squid
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    68 months ago

    Carl Sagan frequently spoke out against the horrors of nuclear war.

    Who knew it was because he wanted the world to be habitable for when the aliens invaded?

    • @whereisk@lemmy.world
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      48 months ago

      So you’re saying he was preserving us as a food source! Millions of light years of travel ought to make a fella hungry. What will they eat if we are dead?

      • Flying Squid
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        38 months ago

        Sounds more like he was preserving us as a fuck source. Aliens must be pretty horny. And way into butt stuff.

        • @whereisk@lemmy.world
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          28 months ago

          Hahaha! Why can’t it be both? Copulating with livestock has been a human passtime for millennia after all.

          • Flying Squid
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            28 months ago

            Good point. And food replicators just can’t reproduce accurately the smell and taste of a really well-cooked human.