Ok, now say it like you inherited a billion dollars but you only get it if you spend the night at the Neverland Ranch. Also, you’re 1990s Macaulay Culkin .
Now say it like you really still love me. After all of these years. After all of those… times… when you said you’d be home. And you weren’t. But I didn’t care because I trusted you implicitly.
And I didn’t even mind that you were OBVIOUSLY fucking them and I didn’t even notice that their address was on that one package they sent you and I could find them and I could… I could…
Ok, now say it like you inherited a billion dollars but you only get it if you spend the night at the Neverland Ranch. Also, you’re 1990s Macaulay Culkin .
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Now say it like it is your credit card number and mother’s maiden name.
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Now say it like you’re my father and you’re actually proud of me.
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Now say it like you’re wondering whether someone has tried turning it off and on again
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Now say it like you really still love me. After all of these years. After all of those… times… when you said you’d be home. And you weren’t. But I didn’t care because I trusted you implicitly.
And I didn’t even mind that you were OBVIOUSLY fucking them and I didn’t even notice that their address was on that one package they sent you and I could find them and I could… I could…
Umm…
Say it like that.