What is the stupidest thing you’ve heard
someone say that they were 100%
serious about?
By0z • 2h
“Blueberry muffins you buy premade don’t have any
blueberries in them. Blueberries cost too much. They
dye bees blue because they have the same texture
and use them.” He has ‘explained’ it to multiple
people multiple times.
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iguanasdefuego • 4h
“How do we know it wasn’t just ostriches on the
radar that triggered Pearl Harbor?” My dude. WHAT.
hi_im_watson • 4h
I was on a date at an art museum. The painting tag
said who it was made by the title and made Circe
1600 and she said “do you think the earth was even
around back then? You just never really know”
you just never really know
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bisexualtercation 🔁 naturallybadforyou
Yesterday
#a girl i went to school with one mentioned
the mutant chickens they farm for kfc and
we were all like… what
#and she said yeah you know because in
a bucket you can get like 5 wings and 5
thighs or whatever
#someone told her they’re not all from the
same 5-legged chicken and she said YOU
MEAN THEY MIX CHICKENS???
#i still reference that all the time lol
notpietromaximoff 🔁 meteortrails
#having eaten a bee before they are not the
same texture as blueberries.
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you just never really know
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lot going on in here
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