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    164 months ago

    Can confirm. I’ve been stopped up the last couple days and gave birth to a football this morning. No time for phones, just visceral panic and pleading to the almighty

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        34 months ago

        Gulping a big spoonful of olive oil does it for me. That’s if I haven’t had enough fibre. The oil lubricates things.

        It’s gross, but not as gross as pushing something up your shit-clogged rectum.

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          24 months ago

          I don’t enjoy it, but unfortunately I’m on a medication that makes it necessary sometimes, and I do the olive oil trick too. Sometimes you just have to get it out from below.

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          34 months ago

          I’m on a medication that makes things move slowly despite fiber and water. Sometimes I just need help.