“Wait, the Bajorans somehow managed to install every hallway on the station upside down and you somehow only noticed when the entire thing was finished?”
“Yes, sir. Do you want us to execute them all?”
“No, I’m actually kind of impressed. Well do nothing to them; they earned this one. But do assign that jackass Dukat to the planet and move his office up here.”
“You want his office to be on a shoddily built orbital ore progressing facility instead of the planetary capital?”
Hell, maybe the bajorans built it wrong out of malicious compliance
“Wait, the Bajorans somehow managed to install every hallway on the station upside down and you somehow only noticed when the entire thing was finished?”
“Yes, sir. Do you want us to execute them all?”
“No, I’m actually kind of impressed. Well do nothing to them; they earned this one. But do assign that jackass Dukat to the planet and move his office up here.”
“You want his office to be on a shoddily built orbital ore progressing facility instead of the planetary capital?”
“If you’d ever met him you’d know why.”
This is my new head canon