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minus-squareslazer2aulinkfedilinkEnglish52•4 months ago2 years later. Subject: recent security breach We stored your credit card and account information in clear text and hackers penetrated our “secure systems” and took them. 5 years later Subject: compensation for security incident. Here is $12 in credit for our store as compensation for mishandeling your PII.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish21•4 months agoYou forgot *nothing in the store cost less then 39.99$
minus-squareslazer2aulinkfedilinkEnglish19•4 months agoNo no no, you buy store credit in multiples of 400 credits but things cost multiples of 700 credits.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish3•4 months agoJust that, and then you somehow end up with 3 credits that will forever be stuck there because nothing ever cost anything that can make the 3 go away. So you will never have a round number of credits again. How could I forget that.
2 years later.
Subject: recent security breach
We stored your credit card and account information in clear text and hackers penetrated our “secure systems” and took them.
5 years later
Subject: compensation for security incident.
Here is $12 in credit for our store as compensation for mishandeling your PII.
You forgot *nothing in the store cost less then 39.99$
No no no, you buy store credit in multiples of 400 credits but things cost multiples of 700 credits.
Just that, and then you somehow end up with 3 credits that will forever be stuck there because nothing ever cost anything that can make the 3 go away. So you will never have a round number of credits again.
How could I forget that.