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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago

Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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Gorillas are actually very gentle unless provoked by overpriced footwear or long lines for cheap beverages

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@[email protected] to Lemmy [email protected] • 2 years ago
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    A gorilla could probably catch me, but 5 black mambas aren’t that fast unless the mall is underwater (average top speed is 12mph on land). It’s a big mall. Maybe they’re all over at Sears while I’m safe at Suncoast.

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      Does your mall still have a Sears?

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        Does your mall still have a Sun Coast?

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          Has anyone actually been inside a mall in the last decade?

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            Of course. Good place to play Pokemon go during heatwaves.

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          Yeah, it’s next to the Best buy, Toys R Us and Kmart.

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          Our mall has a FYE !

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            I’m pretty sure it’s spelled FYI, FYI 😛

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        Yeah… Kinda? It’s not the whole department store; it’s just a repair center but it also carries like tires and tools. No clothes or accessories and what not like it used to have.

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