• @[email protected]
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    5 months ago

    78 developers across the globe. No one can agree on direction and half drop out in 3 months to fork it. Several forks happen and they all fail, and a few survive but become mutually incompatible.

    You download a poorly tested update via brain apt-get and lose the ability to use the letter k.

    A successful fork takes off and everyone uses it but then IBM buys it. Now big blue owns your brain and charges insane licenses fees.

    • AwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet
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      35 months ago

      You forgot to pay your subscription, and wake up blind. Your eyes have been deactivated until you bring your account current.

      • @[email protected]
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        25 months ago

        There’s already a company doing this with fall protection vests (airbags for cyclists basically). If you stop paying it stops working.

        If I was a CEO personally I would not want my company to make a product intended to stop working and increase the risk of serious injury or death if the customer stops the subscription, but I’m not a super smart tech guy so I’m sure it’ll work out fine for them.