I ruined my high school economy teacher’s lesson on supply and demand, in which demand goes down as supply becomes over saturated, because the lesson included an analogue in the form of a big bag of Milky Way bars. He selected me first and asked if I wanted a candy but I had to eat the whole thing right there. I did. “You want another? Same rules.” And this went on until I ate the entire fucking bag.

What was supposed to happen was you’d get sick of eating the candy and no longer want one. But I’m a huge fat fuck and didn’t have lunch that day. Didn’t get sent to the office or anything, but he was kinda pissed.